A while ago... (Why I "LOVE" Sue)

A while ago at a party far, far away (not really it was in Maryland) many kids were having a great time. They had been partying strong for about 5 hours, and were having a downright jolly time. The hosts, a pair of twins named John and Jacob Stein* who are awesome, had been gracious enough to provide plenty of drinks, soda pop* and such, for the crew of party goers and they were very thankful. Unfortunately one girl drank to much [soda pop*] and she got really drunk a nasty headache. She went outside to get a little fresh air in her system unfortunately her "headache" was so bad the she was stumbling and stumbled into the street. Then the Steins'* neighbor PSYCHO BITCH SUE Sue B. was driving to her house and saw the young girl. She assumed that the party goers had been drinking alcohol BECAUSE IT'S GREAT and they were not. She decided that she wanted to be mean and send all the children home so she YELLED LIKE A BITCH AND SENT EVERYONE RUNNING AND ALMOST CALLED THE POLICE politely asked everyone to leave and told them all to have a nice night. Many of the other children had "headaches" and were unable to drive home so, being the polite person I am, drove around one of the people with a headache, WE RODE AROUND FOR THREE HOURS EVADING THE POLICE AND SOBRIETY CHECKPOINTS AND HE THREW UP LIKE FIVE TIMES AND IT WAS HIS CAR!!! it was a very nice ride through the night eventually we went back the Steins' house BECAUSE I COULDN'T GO HOME SMELLING LIKE CIGARETTES AND BEER to have a nice nap. In the morning we all woke up refreshed and vowed to never drink "soda pop" again. FUCK THAT

*=Name/Word changed for the protection of others